Programmes

Labs sized for a real event table, not a sample CSV.

Each listing below is taught with the same method. Only Cohort Cartography currently has a full public syllabus on this site; the others run in smaller groups and are described so you can ask for a seat.

Colourful analytics dashboard

Flagship · 11 weeks · £2,180

Cohort Cartography

Rebuild retention as labelled windows, sit an oral defence, and leave with a limitation memo your privacy lead can read without translation.

Person reviewing financial charts on a laptop

Short studio · 4 weeks · £640

Activation Windows

Isolate the first 72 hours that predict a second week of use. Taught as Signal Desk. No public detail page yet; write to the studio for the next cohort date.

Team working with laptops around a table

Seminar · 6 weeks · £980

Churn Signals Without Vanity Dashboards

Practice reading lapse windows without turning every silent day into a campaign. For teams who already have a basic cohort map and keep over-reacting to it.

Workshop with sticky notes on glass

Design lab · 5 weeks · £1,120

Experiment Design for Retention Levers

Pair a window with a change you are actually allowed to ship. We refuse experiments whose success metric is the same vanity curve the method page warns against.